Everyone else can use my first name, the "at" symbol, and my last name (plus the dot com) if they really want to get a hold of me.
Here's some FAQs about me. I always have people asking me these questions for some reason, usually people that can't speek English good. Figure I'll save them the trouble and make this self-serve.
Q: What is your mother's maiden name?
A: Quixote.
Q: What is the name of your first pet?
A: Spot.
Q: What was the make and model of your first car?
A: Geo Metro.
Q: In what city were you born?
A: Springfield.
Q: What is the name of the street you grew up on?
A: Oak Avenue.
Q: If you were picking a four digit number for something important, what would it be?
A: I'd use "1234" for anything important, like, say, my luggage.